December 29, 2009

Blessed sanctity of Republican marriage update

Blossom the Turd goes on market for Wife the Third

(No word yet on buying the Corvette [or the hairpiece].)

5 comments:

  1. He told the court he usually divorced his wives every two years and looked for a new bride immediately after.

    I had an uncle who used to do the same thing with Chevy Impalas.

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  2. Teh Gayes claimed one of my marriages, but this time, my new wife and long-time partner preempted them by joining their ranks in the Bay View Garden And Yard Society (BVGAYS). I have a hunch we beat that wiley bunch..... this time.

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  3. I get it. Because a Bush advisor opposes gay marriage and gets a divorce, YOU believe it is essential that gay marriage be legalized and divorce made illegal.

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  4. I don't know if Rove opposes gay marriage. I only know he's been a crass exploiter of the sentiment (inter alia).

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