Irate birther has illegal birth certificate

I have a birth certificate here, from the United States of America, saying I'm an American citizen.

— "This lady in red"

There is no such thing. The lady in red goes on to claim that the President of the United States is in fact a citizen of Kenya, a country in Hawaii. The woman brandishing the document, which is expressly unauthorized by the Constitution, was not immediately arrested.

In other news: Clamor grows for Millard Fillmore's driver's license