You shouldn't have been watching anyway

As there was more important business taking place in Washington, D.C. during Saturday's White House Correspondents Dinner:

First Period scoring
None

Second Period scoring
05:17 PGH Staal (Satan, Orpik)
06:16 WAS Ovechkin (Poti)
14:35 WAS Backstrom (Fedorov, Ovechkin) PP

Third Period scoring
00:51 PGH Fedotenko (Malkin, Letang)
06:27 PGH Cooke (Kennedy, Staal)
15:52 WAS Ovechkin (Backstrom, Green)

First Overtime scoring
03:28 PGH Malkin (Kunitz) PP

Game Six goes tonight at 7:00 p.m. Eastern.

(Sorry, Admirals.)