Do check it oot, it's pretty comical: Five Tomatoes to Freedom.
Although I confess I haven't the foggiest idea what that means.
I sadly did not get a picture of the most hoo-ha showing girl because this blog is rated R, not NC-17.Which reminds me.
I was reading Tim Cuprisin's Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel column a couple of months ago when I came across this (so to speak):
It's the template for a Coulter book launch to have some sort of accompanying hoo-hah.Naturally, that implicates all manner of mischief, but I wasn't sure whether Mr. Cuprisin was keeping up with the kids' slang these days, so I left it alone. He probably only meant "fuss" or "disturbance."
Fortunately permission arrived via The Onion, so there you go.