February 8, 2009

Axis IV: Severity of Psychosocial Stressors

Event: A local conservative blogger, stressed into righteous panic and frenzy by Will Ferrell's ersatz Bush penis, predicts Obama will bring his wife on a date to view the theatrical penis, and then also host a special party at the White House when the penis is broadcast on HBO. Naturally, Obama has absolutely nothing to do with any of it.

Diagnosis: Axis I Bush Derangement Syndrome is more correctly an affliction of Bush-deranged conservative Republicans projecting.

(For prior penis apoplexy, see here.)

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