Slow news day

And I'm talkin' sloooow. You make one semi-facetious, passing reference to a "press release," and look what happens:

Some liberal bloggers get all a-flutter ... "Our" Rick Esenberg* is having fun, however, with instacritics who were all primed to start sniping.

— J-S editorial board member Patrick McIlheran

Rick Esenberg thought about a run for state Supreme Court against Shirley Abrahamson but decided against it. He takes on other bloggers who went after him.

— J-S editorial board member David Haynes

Two major metropolitan daily editorial board members!
And "all a-flutter"? "Went after him"? Pure fantasy.
(For the discriminating reader.)

BREAKING / DEVELOPING / SIREN-FLASHING:
Xoff: Non-Judge Esenberg's decision reaffirmed as correct

* No relation to Oor Wullie.