Creationists expelled from zoo

Yet another godless salvo in the War Against Christmas™ and the wholesale persecution of Christians generally:

The Cincinnati Zoo pulled out of the deal Monday after receiving dozens of angry calls and e-mails about the partnership, which offered reduced prices to anyone who bought tickets to the zoo’s Festival of Lights and the museum’s Christmas celebration, Bethlehem’s Blessing.

"It’s a pity that intolerant people have pushed for our expulsion simply because of our Christian faith," Creation Museum creator and antipodean mammal Ken Ham lamented in a statement.

"Screw you and the triceratops you rode in on," added Ham.