October 15, 2008

Bible warns of Obama

"He’s neither-nor," said Ricky Thompson, a pipe fitter who works at a factory north of Mobile, while standing in the parking lot of a Wal-Mart store just north of here. "He's other. It's in the Bible. Come as one. Don't create other breeds."
"It's in the Bible." Good answer. I hate to break it to these poor souls, but there's no such thing as white "racial heritage." Even Ricky Thompson comes from the Olduvai Gorge, which is in Africa.

2 comments:

  1. Apparantly he doesn't know that Moses was married to a black woman.

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  2. ... or that Jesus was an alien.

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