Now for a heartwarming little love letter.
Dear Charlie [and Johnny (supposedly)],Hey, Plaisted, buy your couch somewhere else.
We regret if our advertising co-sponsorship participation of the upcoming Bill Maher concert has [supposedly] offended [John McAdams and Charlie Sykes].
It is obvious, now, to us that Mr. Maher is a very opinionated political and social humorist who can easily ruffle the feathers [supposedly] of [John McAdams and Charlie Sykes] much more so than we expected.
Because this particular show has become much more [supposedly] controversial to [John McAdams and Charlie Sykes] than ever anticipated, we have chosen to drop our sponsorship of this particular event, if it is indeed [supposedly] offending [John McAdams and Charlie Sykes].
[Yours (supposedly) offendedly,]
Wyn Becker
Vice President-Advertising
American Furniture, Electronics & Appliances
[David] Horowitz is a highly controversial speaker, since he says things that are considered "offensive" (supposedly) to Muslim students. — John McAdams ("quotes" his, bold mine)Mark that: considered "offensive" (supposedly) to Muslims.
Unbelievable. Even less so than God.
if you lie enough about something, enough people will believe you
ReplyDeleteAlternative hypothesis: Develop the personality of a sacrococcygeal fistula, and people will do anything to be rid of you.
Ye gods. Aren't those how Rush Limbaugh dodged the draft?
ReplyDeleteThe military had no need for that arseboil.
ReplyDeleteIndeed. I've had no use for those American pikers since they stopped giving out bikes anyway. Colders, here I come!
ReplyDeletethat arseboil
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