April 26, 2008

Atheist sues foxhole

It eventually came out in Iraq in 2007, when he was in a firefight. Hall was a gunner on a Humvee, which took several bullets in its protective shield. Afterward, his commander asked whether he believed in God.

"No, but I believe in Plexiglas."
Atheist = immoral Devil worshipper — CNN.com

4 comments:

capper said...

You missed part of the equation, old boy:

Atheist = Devil Worshipper = Gay

I wonder if they find these as causal in nature?

And how can one be atheist, but worship the devil? That's a rather strange oxymoron.

illusory tenant said...

I think some self-described "Satanists" are atheists. And then there are the nihilists of The Big Lebowski.

Super Id said...

Capper, we can just continue the equation

Atheist = Devil Worshipper = Gay = liberal = ACLU = Communism = Anti American = terrorist.

Surely, we can't have terrorists in the U.S. Army?

capper said...

Surely, we can't have terrorists in the U.S. Army?

Super Id-

Well, Bush claims to have been in the air force, and now holds the title of Commander-in-Chief (or should that be Commandeering Thief?), so yes, terrorists can be in the army.