Brawlin' the Shark

Enjoy.

The ol' Straight Talk Express has sure done a number of u-turns since 2000, when Senator McCain condemned the similarly idiotic sectarian policies of Bob Jones University as "not American." If the Straight Talk Express was anything but a metaphor, there'd be clear probable cause to pull it over on suspicion of drunken driving. — some wiseacre

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