February 6, 2008

Haggard gayhab seed finds no purchase

Dear New Life Church family and friends,

Today, our church's board of trustees will release a statement regarding the end of the restoration process for Ted Haggard.
They tried to make me go to gayhab / I said no, no, no.

h/t livius the great.

4 comments:

  1. "the process of restoring Ted Haggard is incomplete."

    Why does that line make me think of Steve Austin?

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  2. I could be a superman
    Satisfy any whim that I wanted to,
    I could be a human machine
    I could show Steve Austin a thing or two


    - The Jam, Billy Hunt

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  3. I wonder if the "therapy" is supposed to (not) work in the other direction as well:

    Today, our church's board of trustees will release a statement regarding the end of the restoration process for Wilt Chamberlain.

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