December 9, 2007

Shorter Mitt Romney

Relax, my wild superstitions are only marginally crazier than your
wild superstitions and in any event, we are morally and patriotically superior to the superstition-impaired, and we must fight to keep them down. It says so right there in the Constitution.

1 comment:

  1. According to Bill O'Reilly, it says so right in the Declaration of Independence.

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