So. Farewell then, Dr. Laura*

Item:
Radio moralist L. Schlessinger retires
Her First Amendment rights dashed
Just wants to ch*llax with her n*ggaz

According to one of her professors, she spent most of her doctoral training time "pulling fat pads off rat testicles."

Now that's the Dr. Laura I shall remember.

Tell Laura I love her — Salon 10/23/99

* Apologies to E.J. Thribb (17½).