Does God enter my burger at 155 degrees and stay there for 23 seconds?I gather the dilemma is addressed to a Dairy Queen manager.
February 8, 2010
Theological perplexity of the day
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1 comment:
Reading Burroughs' Western Lands last night. Always good for a laff:
Consider the One God Universe: OGU. The spirit recoils in horror from such a deadly impasse. He is all-powerful and all-knowing. Because He can do everything, He can do nothing, since the act of doing demands opposition. He knows everything, so there is nothing for Him to learn. He can't go anywhere, since He is already fucking everywhere, like cowshit in Calcutta.
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